nowhere is safe

Where's Waldo?

look for stephen!

por qué estás tan feliz

uh

franz kline

why can't i make money doing this?

vergüenza

embarrased: an emotional state experienced upon having a socially or professionally unacceptable act or condition witnessed by or revealed to others.


I should just never leave my house.

pizza taco

When I was little my dad would always make us these delicious flour tortilla with cheese and pepperoni and pizza sauce tacos he invented. I guess it's more of a burrito/quesadilla, but my dad called them pizza tacos so that's what I'll call them.

They're so easy to make and so satisfying.



1. You put a flour tortilla on a pan on low so it doesn't get too crispy too fast.






2. Add cheese, any cheese that melts.







3. Pepperoni time.







4. Sauce. I used tomato and basil pasta sauce. I love basil.






5. Fold over one side just a little.







6. Fold two sides towards the middle so they overlap.






7. Then you're done.

warm blanket

I believe asking for a mix CD from someone is like asking them for a piece of their soul. I don't think I like that. You don't ask for a piece, they just give it to you. That is why receiving a mix CD is one of the best feelings in the world.


also, Dana and I started a blog, it's going to be more daily/diary entry-like.

Seamless Soup

nada

I was thinking about laziness and why I am as lazy as I am. I decided it is because I like nothing. I enjoy nothing. I don't mean nothing like, there is nothing I enjoy. I mean I enjoy the act of doing nothing. Nothing being anything that is of no importance whatsoever. I also don't see anything wrong with that, even though I am sure there is plenty of things wrong with that. Until I find something I love more than nothing I will probably not stop being lazy.

I love the laundromat:

1.no one judges you for wearing the worst outfit possible
2.it smells nice
3.they always have orange soda
4.feeling like you won in a slot machine when you get change for a 5 in quarters
5.it's only half a block away now.

Michael's Music

CLICK HERE!!!

don't be afraid....
listen to it.
feedback can be left here or anywhere you want.

summer starts now

exist

Losing physical memories is sadder than losing memories just in your head. At least then you can't remember what you've lost.

the hot spot memories are gone.
we'll just have to make more.

distance

4/17-4/21 surreality

the moon. the stars. the roof. the hill. castles. the fire. apples to apples. card games. psychic thoughts. astrological compatibility. talking in the shower. wavelengths. too many thoughts in one room. walking hand in hand. laying in the grass. long walks. smoking cigarettes. lost and found cigarettes. linoleum camels. after the blow job. hospital visits. tackling. extended weekends. old ladies who like journey. forts. 420. secrets. drunk and disorderly big bird. rofls. scary bats. geese. destiny's child. now and then. pretend sleep. etc.

ya dig?

it's just another dave

This is David? Dave? Whatever you want to call him...
He likes to correct my grammar and point out my facebook flaws.

He is from some weird part of the world called SummitWTF? Don't ask me. I don't know.

I don't know a lot about him, but I'll pretend.
He has a spousely roommate who he clings on to sometimes, but we can't judge him for it. It's in the stars; he's a Cancer. This also makes him caring and motherly. I don't know if I used that semicolon correctly, but I thought it made sense there.

Hmm, what else...he needs some practice with his cartwheels, so if anyone can give him some tips, it would be greatly appreciated.

and that's it.
all you need to know
about dave.

Most people believe nothing is a secret unless otherwise noted.

I believe everything should be considered a secret unless otherwise noted.

SPRING BREAK

I did exactly what I wanted.
I learned how to play guitar (yes, two chords counts)
and I did nothing.

I decided today has to be awesome.
I will try my hardest to make it happen.

p.s I don't try very hard.

continued

I was going through old computer files. I found this from November. I like that I haven't changed my likes.

103. playing with peoples hair
104. freudian slips
105. movies
106. free stuff
107. crunchy leaves
108. limones
109. breaking habits
110. making friendship bracelets
111. cloudy days
112. pepto-bismol
113. orange soda
114. fluffy white kittens
115. hopeless romantics
116. not being ignored
117. drastic sudden change
118. mind games
119. doing what i want, when i want
120. google
121. hand massages
122. when people brush a paintcrush on my hand
123. license plates
124. sitting in backyards
125. undivided attention
126. tastee freeze
127. being dropped off last
128. mix cds
129. cranberry juice
130. notebooks
131. e-mails from real people
132. days the nabisco factory makes cookies
133. free books
134. antioxidants

FIRST HALF

pulseras

I have been really into making friendship bracelets lately.I discovered I am a terrible sales person, although I think I already knew that.
Maybe it is because it feels wrong to sell something with the name friendship attached. So maybe if I rename them "give me money bracelets"? I will also stop making friends. My relationships with anyone I meet starting now is strictly business.
Who am I kidding. I'll make them and have someone sell them for me? That might work. This feels like a Dear Diary entry. The picture makes me look naked. I'm not,I promise. Also, I have none of those bracelets left. LOL
The word for bracelets in spanish is "pulsera" which sounds like pulse, which you can feel on your wrist which is where bracelets go. WEIRD

first impressions: JUDGING YOU

I asked Stephen to pretend to Facebook stalk me for the first time and tell me what his first impressions were:

1. doesnt speak english
2. maybe chooses not to; very exclusive
3. 404 friends; moderately popular, and refreshingly not a friend whore
4. profile picture with another person; is not a loner, has fun on occassion
5. Born on Nov 1; Determined and forceful. Emotional and intuitive. Powerful and passionate. Exciting and magnetic. Scorpios have magnetic and dynamic personalities. Typically they are likable and have a soothing affect on those around them. Scorpios also tend to be very creative and inventive and excel in professional careers such as medicine chemistry and physics. They tend also to be patient, courteous, loyal and generous. Those around them will often use them to help with problem resolution. Their greatest assets are the powers of will and determination.
6. many wall posts; likable person
7. tacky inside joke videos; immature
8. Three gifts from same girl; lesbian
9. Note titled "I know where you live"; completely normal!
10. Born in mexico; lazy, incompetent
11. Single but only looking for friendship; not aggressive, possibly asexual
12. Interested in men; bad liar
13. Activities: The Jimmy Chirps; lots of potential, success written all over
14. Air Supply; LAME
15. (Does not exist - profile rejected upon discovering Air Supply)
16. Mobile number for all to see; total hussy
17. Writes a blog; incredibly pretentious
18. "Make A Baby Application"; naive about how procreation works (I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THIS,HOW EMBARRASSING!)
19. "hey have u gotten in contact with your dad?"; estranged family relationships
20. 1441 photos; VAIN
21. Polaroid photos; so indie shes mainstream
22. 127 profile pictures; identity crisis

NOW I'M SELF CONSCIOUS