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I was going through old computer files. I found this from November. I like that I haven't changed my likes.

103. playing with peoples hair
104. freudian slips
105. movies
106. free stuff
107. crunchy leaves
108. limones
109. breaking habits
110. making friendship bracelets
111. cloudy days
112. pepto-bismol
113. orange soda
114. fluffy white kittens
115. hopeless romantics
116. not being ignored
117. drastic sudden change
118. mind games
119. doing what i want, when i want
120. google
121. hand massages
122. when people brush a paintcrush on my hand
123. license plates
124. sitting in backyards
125. undivided attention
126. tastee freeze
127. being dropped off last
128. mix cds
129. cranberry juice
130. notebooks
131. e-mails from real people
132. days the nabisco factory makes cookies
133. free books
134. antioxidants

FIRST HALF

pulseras

I have been really into making friendship bracelets lately.I discovered I am a terrible sales person, although I think I already knew that.
Maybe it is because it feels wrong to sell something with the name friendship attached. So maybe if I rename them "give me money bracelets"? I will also stop making friends. My relationships with anyone I meet starting now is strictly business.
Who am I kidding. I'll make them and have someone sell them for me? That might work. This feels like a Dear Diary entry. The picture makes me look naked. I'm not,I promise. Also, I have none of those bracelets left. LOL
The word for bracelets in spanish is "pulsera" which sounds like pulse, which you can feel on your wrist which is where bracelets go. WEIRD

first impressions: JUDGING YOU

I asked Stephen to pretend to Facebook stalk me for the first time and tell me what his first impressions were:

1. doesnt speak english
2. maybe chooses not to; very exclusive
3. 404 friends; moderately popular, and refreshingly not a friend whore
4. profile picture with another person; is not a loner, has fun on occassion
5. Born on Nov 1; Determined and forceful. Emotional and intuitive. Powerful and passionate. Exciting and magnetic. Scorpios have magnetic and dynamic personalities. Typically they are likable and have a soothing affect on those around them. Scorpios also tend to be very creative and inventive and excel in professional careers such as medicine chemistry and physics. They tend also to be patient, courteous, loyal and generous. Those around them will often use them to help with problem resolution. Their greatest assets are the powers of will and determination.
6. many wall posts; likable person
7. tacky inside joke videos; immature
8. Three gifts from same girl; lesbian
9. Note titled "I know where you live"; completely normal!
10. Born in mexico; lazy, incompetent
11. Single but only looking for friendship; not aggressive, possibly asexual
12. Interested in men; bad liar
13. Activities: The Jimmy Chirps; lots of potential, success written all over
14. Air Supply; LAME
15. (Does not exist - profile rejected upon discovering Air Supply)
16. Mobile number for all to see; total hussy
17. Writes a blog; incredibly pretentious
18. "Make A Baby Application"; naive about how procreation works (I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THIS,HOW EMBARRASSING!)
19. "hey have u gotten in contact with your dad?"; estranged family relationships
20. 1441 photos; VAIN
21. Polaroid photos; so indie shes mainstream
22. 127 profile pictures; identity crisis

NOW I'M SELF CONSCIOUS

sophomore me

I sing a song of myself
Loud enough for you to hear
Soft enough for you to listen
Bipolar solar nation
The trees, the flowers, the sun
The sun that shines and smiles
While his friend the cloud's frown grows
Grows and grows, until it bursts.
Optimistic? Pessimistic?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind
Why are we friends?
Did the trees in the yard tell you to?
While you sang hopelessly devoted to me?
Is it my shoes you want?
Or is it my socks?
Id rather be dry grass than the unicorn that cut off his horn
Just so he could jump rope with the horse
How many kisses did he get
One, two, three, four, five, six…